Enemies coming incoming at 6 o'clock, 12 o'clock, from all sides now. We're surrounded. Make sure you keep hold the objective, it must not fall into enemy hands! Call in the reserves.
-Captain Salamander
Orks is da best. Youz gonna die! GET EM LADS. USE DA SHOOTY STUFF!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
You will not get past me, foul beast. Call in the orbital bombardment on my command. 3...2...1! Fire at the truck.
-Captain Salamander
HA! You missed me truck! Go boyz!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
But what you didn't see is that my bombardment destroyed one of your killa kans.
-Captain Salamander
Whats going on 'ere. WAAAAAAGH!
-Ghazghkull Thraka
Ouch! I'm hurt. Space marines keep the fire up. Our land raider has been immobilized. It'll be ready to shoot in some time.
-Captain Salamander
Ya didn' see dat comin', did ya! Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks.
-Ghazghkull Thraka
Shut up you noisy grot! Yull giv away da plan!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
-Captain Salamander
Orks is da best. Youz gonna die! GET EM LADS. USE DA SHOOTY STUFF!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
You will not get past me, foul beast. Call in the orbital bombardment on my command. 3...2...1! Fire at the truck.
-Captain Salamander
HA! You missed me truck! Go boyz!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
But what you didn't see is that my bombardment destroyed one of your killa kans.
-Captain Salamander
Whats going on 'ere. WAAAAAAGH!
-Ghazghkull Thraka
Ouch! I'm hurt. Space marines keep the fire up. Our land raider has been immobilized. It'll be ready to shoot in some time.
-Captain Salamander
Ya didn' see dat comin', did ya! Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks.
-Ghazghkull Thraka
Shut up you noisy grot! Yull giv away da plan!
-Warboss Gobzmeat
I let the pictures pretty much tell the battle. I crushed Ilya, winning 1:0. I think Ilya could have improved by putting his scouts inside the bastion instead of putting them on top as they were really exposed to fire. He was unlucky because I shot down the thunderfire on the first turn because he could have killed all my nobz with it as it can shoot S6 AP4 and my nobz had 'eavy armour so a 4+ save. Ilya didn't really have a plan (except for his usual "Chinese Plan" - Shoot 'em an' kill 'em).
ORKS 1: Salamanders 0
ORKS WON
btw this was using the "bad" camera
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